He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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