This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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