Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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