I wanna bring you to show and tell
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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