I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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