u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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