She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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