Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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