i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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