"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
look no pants
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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