This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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