Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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