This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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