We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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