a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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