Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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