no, he came in my armpit
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
This is the prime rib incident all over again
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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