Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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