real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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