dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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