If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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