The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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