Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
