Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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