You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
they're like a gay fantastic four
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Let's get the cat blown out
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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