PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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