I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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