i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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