Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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