So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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