yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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