Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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