Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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