why didn't you poke me back
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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