It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
i think i just lost a toe
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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