When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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