I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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