You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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