The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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