Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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