After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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