the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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