She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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