My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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