I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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