i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
