I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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