ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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