My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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