How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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