There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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