Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I got inside last night via doggy door
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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